Check out this zombie comedy. I think you guys will like it. George Cook TheDeadwarseries.com.
I AM BECOME ZOMBIE BY C.L. ALLEN.
I could tell you that I hate being a zombie. I could tell you that every day gets worse for me. I could tell you whatever you had to hear to be able to empathize with me on a more human level. But I'd be full of shit. My name is Cha...wait, Jay...no, Gre...Dre...
Damnit. Zombie brain.
I am a supermarket cashier, and I'll probably bite you if you get close.
Oh, and I'm trying to bring on the apocalypse.