Sunday, February 10, 2013

5 good things about a zombie apocalypse happening right now!

Now for good reason many focus on the negative aspects of a zombie apocalypse. But I'm an optimist and I wonder why people always focus on the negative. If you stop and think about it there are some good things about a zombie apocalypse. I have five that immediately came to mind for me. I have listed them below:

1. No work tomorrow.

2. Many people will finally have a chance to take up running.

3. You can stop wondering what you would do if you were a character in The Walking Dead.

4. It would finally put an end to the gun control debate.

5. No one will be alive to see how badly they fucked up World War Z's movie translation.

Hey that's good enough for me. Can you think of any more reasons why a zombie apocalypse might now just be the worst thing that could happen?